Parenting advice books can be handy for figuring out this whole wife and mother thing.
Well yes, ok, so they’re rarely helpful. But sometimes. Or not?
Anyway, I’ve found an awesome list of weird books on Abe Books. I thought I’d share some of the creepier titles for parenting and marriage which you definitely should not buy any time soon.
1. Your Three Year Old: Friend or Enemy by L Ames
Granted: some days it is a little unclear whether the little mites were just sent here to declare war on us.
2. Raising Witches: Teaching the Wiccan Faith to Children by A O’Gaea
Then again, if teaches you how to cast a hex on telemarketers who call during meal/bath/bed time I’m happy to give it a red hot go.
And the weird things you find in them? My boys usually just stash sand. LOTS of sand.
Because it’s always helpful to know what you don’t know.
Well, ok, this one could be kinda cool. But a whole book on it? Just don’t pick ’em, kids.
On feminine health
No. Just no.
Put out in 1929 by the Radiation Group Sales Ltd, London. Bolognese for your bunker?
I’m waiting for the sequel to be released – decreasing laundry input.
Just in case you’ve forgotten after all that unconscious love making…??!!
Because the natural state of marriage is unhappiness. Of course.
And if it all gets too hard…
A little fantasy literature to indulge in when you’re hiding from the kids in the hall cupboard because you just can’t stand to adjudicate another argument. Ever.
After you’ve disappeared completely you’ll need somewhere to live. Obviously.
Ok, time to vote, which of these books is the creepiest? (Comment below). Alternatively, add to my list of creepy books – what have you seen lately?