Can’t shift those final baby pounds?
Finding it hard to stick to your 27-point eating plan?
Local grocery store doesn’t stock kale?
This diet is for you! Guaranteed to help you lose weight!*
Introducing The Mug Diet** – so simple even a mug like me can follow it
I don’t know about you, but I think this whole calorie counting, fat gram intake thing is just a fad. I’ve designed a REAL solution to our society’s obesity problem with this easy to follow diet.
That’s right, you CAN have your cake and eat it too!But only if it fits into your mug!
Just follow these THREE simple rules.
RULE 1: Use the same mug
Choose a mug that you truly love. It will be with you all day, every day for as long as it takes to shift the weight you need to in order to become unnaturally thin (but happy!).
Here are a few examples of mugs you may like to consider.
You’ll need to get yourself a good scrubbing brush and plenty of detergent because you’ll be cleaning it after each and every The Mug Diet meal!
RULE 2: Eat THREE times a day
It’s proven that THREE is a powerful, lucky number. For this reason you should only eat THREE times each and every day.
Two is company but four can really mess up your hara-kiri (or something). So don’t do it.
Other undeniable proof that THREE is the right number:
- 3rd Rock from the Sun (remember that 90s TV show with the really funny aliens?)
- Goldilocks and the THREE bears
- there’s a Doctor Who episode called The Power of THREE
- there are THREE rules in The Mug Diet.
You just can’t argue with facts based on evidence, people!***
RULE 3: Only eat what fits into your MUG
The beauty of The Mug Diet is that you can eat whatever you like, as long as it fits in your mug!
Try these for some easy meal suggestions:
- 5 minute chocolate mug cake
- 18 microwave snacks you can cook in a mug
- this mug recipe board on Pinterest
- 7 meals in a mug recipes.
Or simply scrape up whatever your kids refused to eat at dinner! This should provide you with all the basics, including vegetables and… no, actually, that’s it. Just vegetables.
See results in just days!****
Don’t take it from me. Hear from our happy dieters!
These The Mug Dieters overcame their eating problems just by following the THREE simple steps of The Mug Diet.
Cara from CrazyTown says:
At first I tried fitting a normal meal into my The Mug Diet mug – you know, protein, vegetables, dairy and the like. Now I’ve found that if I just put celery sticks into it three times a day, I lose weight A LOT faster! Thank you soooo much The Mug Diet!!! Mwah!
Debbie from DelightedVille says:
The Mug Diet was the easiest diet I’ve ever been on. It s*^t me so much that I gave up dieting altogether! Now I’m a happy size 14 and spend more time playing with my family and less time worrying about my waistline.
* Guaranteed to help you lose weight as long as you consume fewer calories than you expend and Saturn is on the rise with Jupiter over the dark side of the moon.
** Warning: this is not a real diet (just in case you weren’t sure by now).
*** By ‘evidence’ I mean ‘I did a Google search for ‘Power of 3′ and chose a random selection of results’.
**** May take up to 365 days to see noticeable results.
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